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Pain in my Butt litterally

So last night I was in a weird mood. I felt like totally bugging Nate. I would turn the TV off, then the lights, then steal the remotes. I was acting two years old. Then I decided to jump on his back like a monkey. He was suppose to carry me while I rode his back, however he didn't know this I guess. I jumped on his back and he pushed me off and I ungracefully fell off onto the couches back end. First my right upper thigh hit like a brick, and then my shin hit like a ton of bricks. OUCH!!! I was and am still in pain. I just looked in the mirror at my upper thigh/butt cheek and sure enough I have a nice black and blue bruise to tell the story of this husband abuse!! Yes you heard me, my husband abuses me while I'm trying to bug him. Now is that really fair? Do you bug your husband/partner/spouse?

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Angie said…
Oh, you poor thang! Yes, I bug Kent but would never dream of jumping on his back! It would kill him!LOL
April 1, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Shanna said…
ohf course I bug him! that's what we are for!!! :) And you should turn him in for abuse for that bruise! lol
April 2, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Emalia said…
You crack me up :-) I do occasionally abuse my hubby--we're into butt slapping--hard. That wasn't very nice of Nate though regardless of how annoying you were being. :-)
April 4, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Smallmans said…
It's more about what you don't do, than what you do that bugs a spouse, right?...
April 14, 2009 at 10:06 PM
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