I know not to speed. I especially know not to speed on 106th by Dimple Dell, however do you think I listen to that little voice in my head. NO!! I listen to my lead foot and it says, Speed is what I need. Therefore yesterday was very expensive. I went shopping and totally over spend but I figured I could work it out and in with the holiday's coming up and justify it somehow. Then I got a ticket. Tickets are expensive. They are $90 for 5 miles over the speed limit. That is what my ticket was for, but do you think that was my actual speed .... If you guessed no you are correct. I was 13 over the speed limit. I wasn't even trying to speed that is what is so sad. I wasn't paying attention and my foot was heavy obviously. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG. This sucks. I haven't had a ticket in over 6 1/2 years. Now that record has to start all over.
So I wax. Do you? What do you wax? Well, I wax my body, well my eyebrows and girly mustache, not those other body parts they do in "Brazil." Any who..... Today was the day. I hadn't waxed in FOREVER and so I decided I'd take a stab at it. I have been doing my own waxing since I got married, I use to live with this wonderful girl, Jamie, and she was a professional, but I got it free. The friendly roommate discount. She did great. She would spend a good 20 min. or more and wax, pluck, and make me a new girl with definition on the brow line. Well, at first I was horrible and took forever. However, through the years and trials, I have gotten better....UNTIL today. I decided to do it at the wrong time and that was the start of a horrible ending to this sad story. Why was the timing wrong you ask? Well, Connelly was awake and getting into, on, around, and breaking EVERYTHING he could find in the bathroom. (Basically, he was eating my tampons and opening up maxi pads one by...
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