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My body just isn't made for.....

There are a lot of things that I have discovered that this body of Kandy's just isn't made for. I'm not made for the following: Shoveling, staying up late, stretching, bending, yoga, lifting brick, or having pretty fingers that I don't crack every two seconds. Most of this I have known my whole life. I have never been bendy in any way what so ever. I despise YOGA. The word yoga is a swear word. I think some idiot made it up. What does those kinds of positions really do for you other than make you look like a complete idiot. Really? "Down dog." What the &^*^& position is that. That isn't working out. It is looking like a baboon and calling it stretching. Okay maybe you are stretching but that isn't a work out. Now for all you yoga-crazed fans out there. I'm sorry you are reading this and hating me, but you know I'm right. I'm right all the time. I'm right that Bridget Jones Diary is RATED R and I'm right about YOGA being a made-up stretching technique to just get you to do dumb posses with your butt in the air.

Now back to me and my body now liking shoveling. I hate it. It hurts my back and I hate yard work. Our yard is still a dirt pile and we aren't even close to having all the dirt, gravel and all that moved. MORE SHOVELING in other words. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Ashly said…
some much hate Kandy!!! Where is the love! Twinkle toes.
August 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Rex.Moldy Blog said…
I had to laugh as I read this post. I can still remember in the good ol days you trying to "stretch".....good times.....good times..... =) love ya!
August 3, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Briggsly said…
You know what I hate . . . people that complain more than they work! :)
August 11, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Smallmans said…
Amen to that Briggsly! Kandy only hates what she can't do better than me. Maybe I should be glad she hates it, in case she gets really good at it . . . better than me! :(
August 23, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Denise said…
I hate yoga too, Kandy. It's especially not made for girls with big bosoms. Girls with big bosoms who have breast fed. You get the picture. Was that TMI?
August 25, 2009 at 10:40 AM
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