There are a lot of things that I have discovered that this body of Kandy's just isn't made for. I'm not made for the following: Shoveling, staying up late, stretching, bending, yoga, lifting brick, or having pretty fingers that I don't crack every two seconds. Most of this I have known my whole life. I have never been bendy in any way what so ever. I despise YOGA. The word yoga is a swear word. I think some idiot made it up. What does those kinds of positions really do for you other than make you look like a complete idiot. Really? "Down dog." What the &^*^& position is that. That isn't working out. It is looking like a baboon and calling it stretching. Okay maybe you are stretching but that isn't a work out. Now for all you yoga-crazed fans out there. I'm sorry you are reading this and hating me, but you know I'm right. I'm right all the time. I'm right that Bridget Jones Diary is RATED R and I'm right about YOGA being a ma...